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TAKE OFF YOUR PROCRASTINATION DIAPER WITH THE WORLD’S FIRST
R-RATED MOTIVATIONAL CARD DECK

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60 Witty, Uncensored Affirmation Cards, Packed with Bursts of Motivation to Help You:

Dominate The Fear Gremlins That Try To Distract And Attack Your Mindset

Make Decisions In Each Moment To Manifest Your Goals, Visions, And Dreams

Turn ANY Shitty Day Into A Passionate Smile-Fest In Just Seconds

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“This is the type of product that you have to break out and share every time someone comes over to your house. Each card brings a smile to your face instantly.”

Don’t get caught in your procrastination diaper! Instead…

It's time to focus, rediscover your creativity, and probably pee your pants laughing.

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How To Use The Deck

There are no rules for how to use this deck, because well.. rules are for fools.

We encourage you to get jiggy wit’ them, creatively. Here are some ideas for play:

» Draw cards whenever you are feeling down to help beast up your motivation muscles!

» Hand them out to family, friends, and strangers to help bring beauty to someone’s day.

» Attempt to find all 50 hidden ‘resistance gremlins’ that are on each card! (they are hard to find!)

» Do card readings for kickass people in person or online, and watch their faces blast into big smiles!

» Create creative mosaic displays with them on your vision boards, walls, and office spaces.

» Close your eyes and let the Universe guide your hand to a card when stress gremlins attack!

» Draw cards to start deep, important conversations with other astronauts and strangers.

» Tape them to your mirrors, refrigerators, computers, and dashboards.

» Hide them in your pillowcases, pockets, books, and undies drawer!

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Are You Ready for The Super Powers of This Deck?

Anyone who believes in the power of affirmations and humor can use the deck! We’ve gotten great reviews from educators, entrepreneurs, motivational coaches, artists and other creatives.

Getting Motivated Doesn’t Have to Be Hard Or Take Forever

This world is full of distractions that break your focus in just seconds (social media, television, texts, advertisements, spray-tanning machines, etc), but why aren’t there any products to help you refocus and remember life’s magic in just seconds?

Your dreams kick ass, but often it feels overwhelming to achieve them because most self-help resources are fluffy, long, and boring as f*ck. It’s hard to stay motivated with cheesy posts, 500-page books, and 2-hour long webinars being stuffed down your throat.  

So, We Made a Deck of Hilarious, Unfiltered Cards to Motivate Your Creative Maniac Mind in Just Seconds

The fastest way to achieve anything is by taking immediate action, so we created this project to turn any shitty day into a passionate smile-fest in just a few quick seconds.

You already know what your dreams are, you just need a quick, sexy reminder when you start to slip off track…

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The Perfect Mix of Woo-Woo and “F*ck Yea!”

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We love affirmations because they work. By using them, you can rewire your brain to subconsciously make decisions in every moment to work towards your goals. But, many people (including us) can’t take them seriously because they are so ‘woo-woo’ and fluffy. A little woo is cool, but affirmations can be for hard MOFOs too….

So, we decided to create the world’s first unfiltered affirmation cards, combined with witty bursts of motivation for creative maniacs like you who want to kick ass.

Kick-Ass Affirmations on the Front

Jetpacks of Witty Motivation on the Back

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Our Sweet-Ass Team

Rage Create was founded by Heath Armstrong and Jason Berwick in February of 2017.  Our team is compiled of THE BEST creative maniac talent from several countries around the world, and we focus on location-independent creative sessions to grant all members of our team absolute freedom. One of our most famous members, Skid the UniSquid, even lives in outer space.

The picture above was taken before our Kickstarter launch of The Sweet Ass Domination Deck in the Philippines in April of 2017. The project successfully raised over $9,000 and was the seed for all magic to come!


Maniacs Who LOVE the Deck…

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Your Money is On Its Way to Change Lives

10% of All Net Proceeds to help fund The Ryan Banks Academy

RBA IS Chicago’s first boarding school for inner-city youth and is named in honor of a Chicago student who was a victim to gun violence at the age of 12 – a former student of our visionary friend and founder of RBA, Valerie Groth.

Learn more at RyanBanksAcademy.org

Bonus “Where’s the Gremlin?” Game

We love games because, well, games kick ass. And, no matter how awesome things may get in life, an avalanche of resistance gremlins will always try and knock you off your mountain. But, if you teach yourself to spot them before they can do harm, you will never stop peaking. Because of this, we hid a gremlin on each card to keep you aware of the enemy. Can you find them before they find you?

When Life Gets Stinky, You Can Either Use the Diaper or the Deck. Choose Wisely.

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Successfully brought to life by AMAZING people like YOU on Kickstarter– Thank you for your support!

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